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Words to Live By
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to g… Continue
Posted on June 5, 2009 at 7:41am —
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Posted on May 23, 2009 at 1:00pm —
Why God made mums
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of ?… Continue
Posted on May 23, 2009 at 3:40am —
Kids are wonderful
____________ _________ _________ ______
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________ _________ _________ ______
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wr… Continue
Posted on May 18, 2009 at 7:32am — 1 Comment
Comment Wall (3 comments)
- At 11:40am on July 24, 2009,
Juan Pablo Ferreira Ortiz said… - Hi IreneMaria!!!
Thanks for accept my invitation. And thanks for your paintings and your roses too. Please accept a big hug from Colombia.
- At 2:12am on May 28, 2009,
jayesh vats said… - happy birthday!!
- At 5:44am on May 26, 2009,
Fabrizio Dal Borgo said… - most men don't know... :-(
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